Today I've been performing pumpkin surgery art. My kids don't like to do things by half. Asking if they'd like a witch or ghost or something on the pumpkins, they decided that nothing would do but Harry Potter,Hermione Grainger,and Darth Vader!
The camera doesn't actually enhance them well. If a light is shone into them, I have to say they make me proud.
We now have about half a ton of pumpkin flesh and a load of seeds that I've spent a good hour washing and separating. I'll toast these later with some cumin and pepper, they'll make a good Christmas present!!
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
Num3ers
LMB is getting more and more interested in numbers.
Two and three digits are the current favourite.
Today as we walked to school she announced that Grandma was not so old.
Grandma is only 65 (love that only in there, hope she remembers that adverb when I'm approaching 65)
She knows this because she drew it on the picture of the cake for Grandma's birthday last week.
As we passed a lampost with a number 100 on it, she declared
"This is a deadly number!"
"Why is it deadly?" I ask, curious to find out if what I am thinking is what she is thinking
"Because if Grandma was this number, she'd be dead, so it's a deadly number"
What can I say...?
Thursday, October 15, 2009
It's all just utter crap!
A few weeks back, Mr Beehive the younger started a new school. It's been a steady transition with one of us panicking more than the other - I'll leave you to decide who.
However, he is beginning to settle well and has started to make one or two friends. This morning as I dropped him, he ran off with one of them without so much as a goodbye.
Well, that's a good thing, no?
Just as the bell rang I saw him running back towards me.
Ah! He's not forgotten me after all, he's not so big that he doesn't still need his mama's goodbye hug and reassuring words for the day.
"Have you come back to say goodbye?" I say, arms a-spread to catch him, large smile on my face.
"No! I just wanted to tell you that one of the boys in the breakfast club had done a MASSIVE pooh and we were all looking at it!"
Gee! Thanks babe!
I've now just wasted a good half hour cleaning pooh off the smallest rugrat - no, not LMB, but Little Miss DoggyBeehive. I have no idea WHAT she found to roll it, but fragrant it was not.
To show my disgust at her choice of haute couture, I stomped her upstairs to plonk her in the bath - the shower head was my weapon of revenge.
Get the feeling it's a shit day?!
However, he is beginning to settle well and has started to make one or two friends. This morning as I dropped him, he ran off with one of them without so much as a goodbye.
Well, that's a good thing, no?
Just as the bell rang I saw him running back towards me.
Ah! He's not forgotten me after all, he's not so big that he doesn't still need his mama's goodbye hug and reassuring words for the day.
"Have you come back to say goodbye?" I say, arms a-spread to catch him, large smile on my face.
"No! I just wanted to tell you that one of the boys in the breakfast club had done a MASSIVE pooh and we were all looking at it!"
Gee! Thanks babe!
I've now just wasted a good half hour cleaning pooh off the smallest rugrat - no, not LMB, but Little Miss DoggyBeehive. I have no idea WHAT she found to roll it, but fragrant it was not.
To show my disgust at her choice of haute couture, I stomped her upstairs to plonk her in the bath - the shower head was my weapon of revenge.
Get the feeling it's a shit day?!
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Mrs Potato Head
Master Beehive the elder has gone to the farm again today to help with the potato harvest. He went last week and brought me back 3 or 4lbs of lovely spuds as payment for his help.
I dropped him off this morning with his mate. We usually walk but he'd spent half the morning whinging that it was wet out AND he had to catch the bus to the farm AND walk...ALL...AROUND...THE...FIELDS...ALL...DAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY! So I caved and drove them there.
"I won't be bringing any potatoes back this time, mum." he announces as he's climbing out of the car.
"Oh? why's that?"
"I'm fed up with the inside of my rucksack being covered with mud"
Right - 'cos I didn't spend ages scrubbing it pristine for him *sigh*
"It's okay!" says I, remembering my Brownie motto, "Be Prepared".
I hand him a considerably fugly, reusable bag, one of many that I have kicking around the car.
"You can put them in here" I add with a sweet mummy smile
The face...was a picture...
Bet he wished he'd walked!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Monach of the Glen
Mr Beehive and I had a fun weekend just gone. My folks came up as we'd bought my mum tickets to go and see Cliff Richard and the Shadows. She's looooooooong been a fan of the wrinkly old sexigenarian and I was dutifully brought up on a diet of Bachelor Boy and We don't talk anymore (and that was before I was the one saying it as a teen lol!), but she'd never actually had the opportunity to scream and wave her smalls at him (although I'm thinking he's not really a knicker kinda guy!)...so, she and dad had a great night out amongst Glasgow's finest Cliff fans on Saturday evening much to her surprise as we'd kept it secret for over 7 months!!
Sunday, I'd bought Mr Beehive a Highland Safari trek as part of his birthday pressie. We went up to Pitlochry to "stalk deer" in the hills. It was a really fun, if not freezing cold day. We were the only ones on the tour, so had the enjoyment of "Golly" and the Bothy picnic all to ourselves. Poor bugger had to sport the uniform of fully scottish dress in temperatures of around 5 or 6 degrees c!! It was incredibly windy too....and yes....he was dressed modestly ;-)
Look hard! There are deer on that hill.
Today my kitchen smells like Christmas. I've started on my mincemeat. It costs more, is more labour intensive, but there's nothing like the smell, likewise, the taste in your own mincepies!
It's a long drawn out process, that involved me standing on the school playground yesterday with a brown bag and a bottle of brandy peeking out - at 3.15pm! Obviously the sun wasn't past the yardarm and the whole bottle ended up in with the fruit...I promise - I hate brandy!
So, if you fancy making my adaptation of mincemeat, here's your recipe:
(Oh and don't expect precision - you know how I cook!)
Around 1lb of dried sultanas and raisins
approx half lb of cranberries
bag of vegetable suet
juice of one lemon
rind of the same lemon and one orange
2 large apples peeled, cored and grated
around 200g dark brown sugar
35cl brandy or rum
3 tbs apple juice
1 tbs dessicated coconut
1/2 tsp mixed spice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp clove powder
1 - 2 cinnamon sticks
Put it all into a bowl bar the apple juice and coconut, stir it up and add the alcohol. Cover and leave to stand for a minimum of 12 hours.
Add about 3 tablespoons of applejuice and the coconut. Put on the heat and allow to simmer gently for about an hour.
Bottle into sterile mason jars or smaller jam jars if you're giving it as a gift.
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