Customer @ well known "coffee" drive-thru: "I'd like a non-fat iced caramel latte please."
CDT (Coffee Drive Thru): "Do you want whipped cream on that?"
Customer: "No thanks."
CDT: "Okay, just drive on up to the first window."
At Window:
Customer on being handed a coffee with whip: "I asked for no whip please."
Customer on being handed a new coffee without whip: "I'm sorry, I forgot to ask for a couple of bottles of water please?"
CDT : "That'll be $3.64"
Customer hands over money and waits for water: "Did you take the water off this money?" ($3.64 seems mighty cheap!!)
CDT: "What?"
Customer: "It seems cheap, did you include the water. Two bottles of water please."
CDT: "What do you want?"
Customer: "Water?"
CDT leaves to get CDT 2 to "interpret" the foreign language being spoken by the customer
CDT2 comes to window: "What was it you wanted?"
Customer: "Water please?"
CDT2: "What's that?"
Customer: "Er.........(hesitation for this question to sink in!!) that clear stuff that normally comes out of taps, but I want the bottled kind."
CDT2 attempts to hand over chocolate milk in a bottle.
Customer:" Warrrrrrdddder???"
CDT2: finally hands over two bottles of the clear stuff.
CD1: "That'll be $3.64 please!"
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