As we were discussing the idea of swimming with these little critters, Master Beehive, the elder started to drop his t's -very English and this hasn't been the first time since we got back.
After explaining to him that it is TurTle not Tur-ull, Master Beehive the younger piped up;
"No it isn't they are Turdles"
Well I guess he has a point on pronunciation over here - but feck me, the images right now are not exactly pretty..............
(Yeah - sorry, the best I could come up with a google search of "pooh swimming"!)