1 foot of snow,
No caffeine in the house,
One flooded bathroom thanks to American U bends and Little Miss Beehive's enthusiasm to unblock it herself with the plunger (the dining room only had water dripping through for about half and hour in four places!)
No snow plough up the drive because of the removal truck, so 800yards of self ploughed driveway otherwise there's no getting out until May.
Five burly packers
One broken lightbulb
talking apes - we're watching George of the Jungle - sums up the sanity in here!