What do you get if you cross Knock Knock jokes with a two year old?
Joke telling - is all about the punchline - or so they tell me. I have been trying for years to get that bit right!! However, if you can't get the punchline just right then take a tip from Little Miss Beehive, just mush the whole thing together!
Copyright to LMB, ae 2: current obssesion; telling knock knock jokes - or rather two knock knock jokes rolled into one!
"Colin the doctor, I sick, boo hoo!"
Still doesn't beat Master Beehive the younger at the same age:
"I spy with my big eye (he's always had something about his eyes being big!!), something beginning with C"
" Car, cupboard, .............etc"
"Ok, you win.....your turn again."
" I spy with my big eye, something beginning with P"
"Pig, people, ...............etc"
You get the picture!!